I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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