Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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