sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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