Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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