You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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