Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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