ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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