if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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