You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's rum buckets o'clock
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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