After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am naked and annoyed.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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