Porn is love you can see.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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