He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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