You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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