I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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