My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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