Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I need to calm my uterus...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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