I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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