Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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