Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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