I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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