i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my sisters under your porch take her home
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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