Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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