If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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