sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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