He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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