So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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