I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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