...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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