Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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