In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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