Soap is not a condiment
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
it's like iHOP with fire
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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