People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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