Nicole vs. Life
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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