this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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