We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
he had hair everywhere except his balls
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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