would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Four minutes until I can fart!
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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