Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
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I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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