This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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