Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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