Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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