physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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