mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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