Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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