People in love make me want to vomit
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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