I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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