I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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