This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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