so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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