We're like a lot better than the average bears
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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