playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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